I was “helping” Kristen unload a box on Thursday (I don’t know if she really ever finds me helpful as I usually end up getting distracted by something–keep reading) and I pulled out this corn on the cob toy made for rabbits. I was very tickled by the box’s unenthusiastic claim: I guess I’m so tickled because if I were in charge of writing statements on toy boxes, I would follow up a sentence in which I used the words “really” and “love” with an exclamation point. In my head the lack of it reads in a very monotone voice. Also, I can’t remember ever seeing any of our rabbits throwing anything (that doesn’t mean that they don’t or that rabbits don’t like to). So! We did a very scientific experiment Friday morning which I filmed for your entertainment and edification. You will be the first to find out if rabbits really love to throw things.